For fun, I decided to buy some falsies and just see how they worked.
Back when I was a kid, I had the misconception that falsies were applied by slipping a bit of plastic under the eyelid to keep the falsies in place. It sounds uber freaky, but that’s what I genuinely thought. Turns out you only need glue.
Well, at the moment I am screaming and kicking because I just can’t seem to get it right. This is harder than me making Can Feliz out of watercolour paper.
It’s been more than an hour and I bet these things are gonna fall off my eyelids soon. If I have to rate the difficulty of this task, I’d rate it “mofo” for the cursing factor everytime something pokes into your eye, doesn’t stick, doesn’t stick properly, sticks too much or ends up coming off.
EDIT: I QUIT. REMOVED THOSE FLUFFING YAKKITYYAKS FROM MY EYES… RAWR!