(?)knucks in disguise

I coulda sworn they were called bugknucks or something but apparently they are just known as claw knuckles. I accidentally wrote “nunchucks” instead for some reason, until I realised (and luckily double checked on google) that a nunchuck was Bruce Lee’s preferred weapon (apart from being weaponless).

painful

This thing is very comfortable to use when you’re using it normally, but it’s not good after a shower then you want to use it on your legs or something.

PAINFUL!

Those tiny bumps cause so much pain (because of the pressure over distance point load thing – uh huh) it’s ridiculous!

At first I thought the design was cute since there aren’t 5 million cell rollers rotating and making clicking noises, and it looks like one of those small bells you use in music class back in high and primary school!

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DESHOU?!

Well the massager is LETHAL. It came with a little card with 2 images of examples of how you could use it, and one was with a girl in the bath tub rubbing her shoulders.

BAD FREAKING IDEA. DO NOT EVEN TRY IT YOU WILL CRY – CRY I TELL YA

Otherwise, I’ll use it even though it hurts, simply because I don’t have a cell roller. And cuz I paid for it. OTLL

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